Everyone's favourite flavour combo have held a press conference today to announce they will no longer be stacked on top of each other in a single mallow. They are instead taking a tip from Gwyneth and Chris and "consciously uncoupling".
"We love each other, of course, and that will never change," Peanut Butter explained while holding Chocolate's hand.
"We just feel like it's time we embrace our individuality," Chocolate added. "We will still be sharing a bag though, and remain the best of friends."
They both refused to give any credit to the rumours that Peanut Butter was discovered in a compromising situation with Raspberry.
"We're just good friends," Peanut Butter explained. "Chocolate and I are both looking forward to spending time with other flavours, though."
As are we, guys, as are we!